Retention Telemetry Studio
Rebuild one live app’s event ledger, then read week-four retention without theatrical colour. For product managers, analysts, and mobile engineers who already ship.
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Rooms with a ledger on the table.
One flagship studio is written out in full. The others are shorter crafts. None of them are vendor walkthroughs. Fees are informational; seats are arranged by letter.
Event Taxonomy Craft
Objects, verbs, and the properties that earn their keep. You retire names that describe the developer’s mood. Enquire if the flagship is more time than you have this season.
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Funnel Diagnostics Intensive
Four days on a single conversion path: identity leaks, duplicate starts, and steps that exist only because a screen exists. Bring one funnel you no longer trust.
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Cohort Literacy for Product Leads
How to write a cohort sentence a board will not decorate. Sample size, clocks, and the difference between a curve and a story about one loud week.
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Mobile Session Reconstruction
Timeouts, backgrounding, and household devices. You write a session window that matches how the phone is actually held, then you stick it in the taxonomy.
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Quiet Experiments
Reading experiment traffic without polluting the product ledger. Guardrails for under-powered tests, and when a conversion spike should be ignored in the all-hands.
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